Oh, I'm in love! I'm in love! Of course,
you all knew that. But ten months is a long time and I am positively basking in the presence of my partner, my lover and my best friend (who I am delighted to say are all the same guy!). Talking long hours, toasting to life in general, snuggling on the couch togther watching the Olympics, and riding side-by-side for hundreds of miles whenever we have the opportunity. I'm in Heaven! Can you say Savage and Heaven in the same sentence?
Truth is, Brent's my hero for a lot of reasons, but of late, for keeping us afloat through some pretty scary financial crises. Nikki says he's her hero too - for riding out two blowouts on his bike with me on the back and "saving my life" both times. Both stories for another day.
But lest you think we are in paradise, I'm here in this moment to tell you there are some unanticipated challenges.
The problem is mud. Big time mud. You see, while the yard was completely fenced when we got here, the sod never arrived. And still we wait. Our new home sits on a bare dirt lot. Please don't read "ungrateful" into this, but I must say, sheets of rain on this bare dirt lot mean eight muddy paws on the white kitchen linoleum and on the new carpet. Total insanity may not be that far for me anyway, but this may be as close as I've ever come. I've spent the past month finding ways to stay creative through the dirt and the mud, and their threat to the aforementioned floor coverings. I've also spent lots of time cleaning floors and walking dogs where the mud isn't.
Now, to be sure, the bottom half of the screen that's missing in the sliding door is perfectly suited for an impromptu "dog door" - after I added the large white dishtowel safety pinned on three corners to add some protection (read on). Honestly, it's working OK for now - at least until the one that finally arrived in the mail yesterday is installed. In the meantime, tho, every insect that flies, creeps, crawls or scurries ignores the "security dishtowel" and takes this open door as an invitation. So I spend a lot of my day discouraging an overpopulation of bugs. I've never been squeamish about such things but even the bravest of hearts would cringe at the numbers of flies, hornets, wasps and ants (2 kinds) that I eliminate in a day's time. You know how it is when you find a tick crawling on you? I'm starting to cringe every time I hear that telltale buzz.
The trouble is, Boo, timid soul that he is, is terrified of the fly swatter. So here's the scene...
I spy (sigh)
another wasp and
two flies buzzing around my kitchen. Simply grabbing the brand-new but well-worn fly swatter is not a option. First, I have to scan the room to see if Boo is present. If he is, I'm obliged to "turn the other cheek" until he goes elsewhere - pretending, in spite of the twitching in my left eyelid, that everything is fine. You see, if Boo is anywhere nearby and I swat the intruder, he's off in a black streak to the back of the house or, if it's closer, to the yard - be it grit or mud. No amount of coaxing convinces him it's safe to return. Rather he stays wherever he's hiding and peeks out at me with terror in his liquid brown eyes. Better to tolerate the offending insect.
Tori, on the other hand, has discovered that the handle of the fly swatter makes a pretty satisfactory ear scratcher and does her best cockroach while I frenetically pursue bugs whenever Boo is absent.
But wait! Lest you think our Boo is a total coward, let me astonish you greyhound lovers. You know most greys don't think much of water. In fact, Boo is one who is quite certain all water is crocodile infested and is definitely not his bag. So here's how it happened.
We were out our first day here. It was 95 degrees and we were walking by the 15' deep irrigation canal that flows - rather rigorously - right across the street from us. Suddenly, Boo headed straight for the canal. I was horrified and tried desperately to explain to him that the brown surface was water. "You don't get it, Boo", I cried. "That's
water! You don't wanna do this!" Undetered, he pulled right to the edge and plunged in.
The panic I expected to appear on his face was, in fact, serenity. He just floated there, lazily paddling to stay in one spot while I held my breath and contemplated the prospect of diving in to save his black butt. After several minutes, he'd had enough, casually drifted to the shore and (with a little help from the lead) crawled out, shook himself and happily proceeded on our walk.
When in Rome, I guess. Swat the flies when the coast is clear. Jump in the irrigation ditch when it's hot and realize that it's just mud.
Deal with it. The ditch dips have become a regular routine for Boo, the flies are "bugging me" less <g>, Tori maintains her position as Princess, and someday, the good Lord willin', we'll have a yard.
Live from Savage, Montana. Good night y'all.